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中国式英语

发表日期:2007-08-15 摄影器材: 点击数: 投票数:
1.we two who and who?
   咱俩谁跟谁阿
  
2.how are you ? how old are you?
   怎么是你,怎么老是你?
  
3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你

4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up !
   你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!

5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
  有事起奏,无事退朝

6.you me you me
   彼此彼此
  
7.You Give Me Stop!!
   你给我站住!

8.know is know noknow is noknow
   知之为知之,不知为不知…

9.WATCH SISTER
  表妹

10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!

11.American Chinese not enough
  美中不足

12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
   车祸现场描述

13.heart flower angry open
  心花怒放

14.go past no mistake past
   走过路过,不要错过

15.小明:I am sorry!
   老外:I am sorry too!
  小明:I am sorry three!
   老外:What are you sorry for?
  小明:I am sorry five!

16.If you want money,I have no;
  if you want life,I have one!
   要钱没有,要命一条

17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
  我叫李老大,今年25。

18.you have two down son。
  你有两下子。

19.as far as you go to die
  有多远,死多远!!!!

20.I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
   给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸

21.Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
  钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.


22.One should love animals. They are so tasty.
  每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

23.Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
  要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.  

24.Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
  要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.

25.Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
  每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.

26.Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
  再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.

27.The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
  聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.

28.Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
  成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.

29.Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
  不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好

作者:影子

《中国式英语》


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